When we talk about secretary, the ones that come to mind are sulty, sexy, with micro mini skirts, killer looks and do lap sitting on the side kinda secretary. Another type are those who wears power suits, no nonsense specs ( black rim), hair in bun, right hand PDA, left hand holding a tablet ( NO, not the swallow kinda tablet, gundu...its the latest IT gadget)..... but like they say there are always exceptions. Our secretary has pouty lips like the fish that she rears, has a body like yusni jaffar, voice like doremon and walks like going to market. All she needs is a bakul with some veges inside and some spring onions hanging on the side. We always wonder why she's still around. Speculations include :-
a. She absolutely loves her work place. She got her own little garden, a fish pond, own private printer. The only thing she is missing is her own toilet. Maybe we can pool in to buy her a potty on her birthday
b. She is the absolute tyrant. She rules the whole 11 floor. She has more power than GOD unless you dont want your OT claim and you are never gonna book the meeting rooms.
c. She doesn't need to answer phone within 3 rings. Yes, we secretly thought she is slighty deaf. No matter the senior manager's phone is ringing for 5 mintues, she can stil do her work serenely. Maybe she learns meditation. The senior manager have to pick up her calls instead.....wonderful right~
d. She can play with bubble wrap (must be her hobby) at any time, any day, month end, year end, quarter closing.... The only time she doesn't play is Saturday and Sunday. Just when you were concentrating veli veli hard on the project on hand, or when u desparately trying to meet the ever elusive target......you will hear, *pop*pop*POP*pop*pop* ~~~ i use to love bubble wrap, seriously......now....now...... i can't even look at it without any murderous thoughts in my mind....why ? why?......
e. She is excempted from staying back even when the company is on the brink of bankruptcy she will still be excempted from staying back to help. Why is she not excempted from bonus, increment, benefits etc etc.....beyond me....
f. She can have PMS everyday. Yeap other woman other woman can only have it once a month. She has it as and when she likes it. Beware of those who cross her path on her PMS Day.....be warn....
ANOTHER more serious line of thinking is why our boss still bear with all these. We secretly think the wife choose this secretary....u know, having her guarding the doors......ha ha ha
a. She absolutely loves her work place. She got her own little garden, a fish pond, own private printer. The only thing she is missing is her own toilet. Maybe we can pool in to buy her a potty on her birthday
b. She is the absolute tyrant. She rules the whole 11 floor. She has more power than GOD unless you dont want your OT claim and you are never gonna book the meeting rooms.
c. She doesn't need to answer phone within 3 rings. Yes, we secretly thought she is slighty deaf. No matter the senior manager's phone is ringing for 5 mintues, she can stil do her work serenely. Maybe she learns meditation. The senior manager have to pick up her calls instead.....wonderful right~
d. She can play with bubble wrap (must be her hobby) at any time, any day, month end, year end, quarter closing.... The only time she doesn't play is Saturday and Sunday. Just when you were concentrating veli veli hard on the project on hand, or when u desparately trying to meet the ever elusive target......you will hear, *pop*pop*POP*pop*pop* ~~~ i use to love bubble wrap, seriously......now....now...... i can't even look at it without any murderous thoughts in my mind....why ? why?......
e. She is excempted from staying back even when the company is on the brink of bankruptcy she will still be excempted from staying back to help. Why is she not excempted from bonus, increment, benefits etc etc.....beyond me....
f. She can have PMS everyday. Yeap other woman other woman can only have it once a month. She has it as and when she likes it. Beware of those who cross her path on her PMS Day.....be warn....
ANOTHER more serious line of thinking is why our boss still bear with all these. We secretly think the wife choose this secretary....u know, having her guarding the doors......ha ha ha
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